"Momma, how will you get the baby out of your tummy?"

So Nathan is VERY curious, and asks a lot of very in depth questions. Brian loves to explain things in "DOCTOR" terms giving them all the big words and details. Usually N is satisfied with Daddy's answers and then a few random months in the future uses the explanation in the correct manor.

Examples:

- Nathan at 2 was able to tell anyone who asked that helium is what makes balloons float because its lighter than air.
- Our neighbor asked Jacob for the toy DR. scissors, and J replied "These aren't scissors, these are hemostats."

Questions he asked this week:

-Do eggs come out of chickens butts? (I told him they have an egg hole and poop hole...then I laughed for an hour thinking about when he tells someone just how I explained that one!)
-He asked why firefighters were on the side of our road. I had to explain they were construction workers and how they are different.


So about 2 weeks ago N asks me "Momma, how will you get the baby out of your tummy?"
I thought about it, opened my mouth. However nothing came out. Knowing that whatever I said could or would be brought up in kroger, at church, at gigis, or grannys. I thought a little longer and then decided to tell him the TRUTH.

I said "When the baby is ready to come Granny will come stay with you and Daddy will take me to the hospital. Then Doctor Gayle will do some Magic and take the baby out". I know, I know~ your thinking I am a chicken. But it just flashed in front of my eyes of N using works like "birth canal" or something WORSE if I did explain it. I really did not lie. It will be a MAGICAL moment~! LOL

Last night he asked again... lets just hope he doesn't ask his dad~ Yikes!

Love those stinkers!!!

I have been in stitches all day w/ these boys!

Nathans funnies today:

- He spilled a tiny bit of milk this morning (I usually tell him it makes me sad, then clean it up and tell him to pay more attention) I just wiped up the floor and the chair then wiggled it in his face and finished making their breakfast. Nathan looked right at me and says "MOM YOUR THE BOMB!" I about fell over laughing!

-We pulled up at McCallister's for a quick lunch. Taking barbs advice I told the boys "We are going right in.. going potty and THEN ordering our food (never fails someone has to pee and then i have to leave w/ both boys and a purse and a table w/ uneaten food hoping someone doesn't throw it away!! ) N reply's... " Mom just pee in the grass I am hungry and want to order now!" Once again couldn't hold it back!

Jacobs funnies:

- Well I am bad about using the term "SHUT UP" to hearing news I think is crazy!  I dont tell people or my kids to "shut up" ever.. but when your toddler repeats it CONSTANTLY.. it sure makes your parenting skills look questionable! So we were driving and they were watching "brother bear" (disney movie) and the younger bear used "shut up" in "MY" way, Jacob yells at him "NO BEAR WE DONT SAY SHUT UP, YOU GO TO TIME OUT!" I was proud!!

-I was opening up his teddy grahams and couldn't get it with my fingers... so i pinched it w/ my teeth to get it started. J tells me "You don't use your teeth mommy, you use your pinchers like this" making little pinching actions w/ his pointer finger and thumbs! LOL you would think being a hygienist I would not have these bad habits but I am outing myself! 

- Every time we got in the car all day j says "lets rock and roll"!

FUNNIEST THING ALL DAY!!!

- We went swimming at Aerofit today. Have not been to the pool in a week b/c of all the crazy stuff w/ the wedding and getting the baby room done... So we went after eating at McCallister's. About an hour into swimming, both boys get out of the pool drop their pants and start peeing right out in the open. (yeah they will not pee in a pool! :)) Embarrassingly they were peeing right in front of the tinted windows where everyone working out can see out, but you cant see in. One of the workers came out and said "UM.... even though that was the funniest thing I have seen all day, We have to ask that you use the restroom inside."  Sooooo embarrassing!

Neigh

    At lunch I stare at two little mischievous boys w FULL glasses of milk and say "NO HORSEPLAY.. NO SITTING ON THE TABLE... EAT... BE NICE.. Mom is trying to finish her pinterest project" I walk about 3 steps to the other table when I hear... "NEIGH" .... I cannot tell you how funny that was and how mad it made me at the same time.. they were grinning ear to ear!!!

Baby Spence

Baby Spence face... yes there is distortion.. No michelle his brian is not showing! LOL

 Well this was such a surprise. I have never had a 3d image of any of my kids and at my last apt during the sonogram the tech switched it over to 3d and I got to see my sweet baby boy!
(Love Dr. Gayles new office upgrades!) She spent like 30 mins doing the 3d pics and it was so neat to see his little face. From what I can tell he has the Spence mouth, but he has MY tiny ears and my nose (like Nathan)~ He moves around a lot!!!

He was yawning!

For all those who think there is still a chance i can have a girl... green arrow says your wrong!

here is proof he has a little fist and is punching me... we might have to call him rocky!

I am 7 months today~ I am so excited to meet this little guy. The boys have come up w/ a million names (our fav past time in the car is naming him!) Though we are still taking suggestion for sure~ J wants to name him SNAKE OR TIGGER... but he HATES RUFUS! LOL.. N wants to name him LION or JD (his new baby cousins name!) ! So who knows what name this kid will end up with!

I have gotten the baby room started, bed is up. I really want to do some special stuff like pinterest projects of his name... but cant start that on a nameless baby!