Thursday, July 4, 2013
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Big Butts and I cannot lie! (that's a song quote for you old people~)
So today after gymnastics I ended up not having to run out to my moms house. Brian and I took the kids to chick-fil-a! I thought I would let the boys have a sprite with lunch. I get to the table and J says he wants tea. So I told him to drink mine. We left his untouched. About 30 mins later as we were leaving I realized Jacob had his cup and was trying to drink out of the straw hole by tilting the cup. I said "lets go get you a straw."
As I walk up to the straws there was a man. A LARGE, LARGE man. I am talking he was wider than me from elbow to elbow(arms stretched out of course!). I squeezed by holding Trenton and a bag and grabbed a straw. At that time the man backed up to let a woman w/ a stroller by. He cut off Jacob's line of site to me and J started to yell "Mama, I can't see you, MAMA, there is a BUTT in my way. MAMA, this BUTT IS HUGE, MAMA, I cant see you, MAMA I cant move this butt."
The man heard the commotion and turned and said "Sorry little buddy", now being able to see me again he runs and grabs my leg and still with in ear shot says "His butt was 100 butts BIG" I was 20 shades of red gasping for air. I didn't have a spare hand to put over his mouth. I about hyperventilated by the time I got out the back door by the drive through.
On the way to the car he says "Some butts are big, some butts are small, some butts are HUGE!"
Not a proud moment as a parent, but we will have to deal with this issue. We made it through the missing body parts conversation so I am sure I can handle this obstacle also. Children can be honest.... sometimes.. a little too honest!
I wanted to snap a pic for blog sake.... BUTT... lol... I did the right thing and left quickly!
As I walk up to the straws there was a man. A LARGE, LARGE man. I am talking he was wider than me from elbow to elbow(arms stretched out of course!). I squeezed by holding Trenton and a bag and grabbed a straw. At that time the man backed up to let a woman w/ a stroller by. He cut off Jacob's line of site to me and J started to yell "Mama, I can't see you, MAMA, there is a BUTT in my way. MAMA, this BUTT IS HUGE, MAMA, I cant see you, MAMA I cant move this butt."
The man heard the commotion and turned and said "Sorry little buddy", now being able to see me again he runs and grabs my leg and still with in ear shot says "His butt was 100 butts BIG" I was 20 shades of red gasping for air. I didn't have a spare hand to put over his mouth. I about hyperventilated by the time I got out the back door by the drive through.
On the way to the car he says "Some butts are big, some butts are small, some butts are HUGE!"
Not a proud moment as a parent, but we will have to deal with this issue. We made it through the missing body parts conversation so I am sure I can handle this obstacle also. Children can be honest.... sometimes.. a little too honest!
I wanted to snap a pic for blog sake.... BUTT... lol... I did the right thing and left quickly!
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