Liar Liar

Well santa brought Nathan a 1 dollar flashlight for christmas. It seems the boy will pee in a potty as long as its spotlighted. Seems a simple potty training prop. Well daddy put Nathan down the night before and he started throwing a fit, and let Nathan keep it so he would be quite and not wake his ticking-time clock of a brother.  No harm No foul. Well the next morning i seemed to have not seen the tiny flashlight in his bed. It apparently didnt make an appearace until he woke up from his afternoon nap. He from my now knowledge took it appart while watching mickey mouse clubhouse after waking from his nap and unscrewed the tiny light to reveal 4 hearing aide batteries.
I discovered the fiasco when he started screaming at the top of his lungs and shoving his finger in his nose. HE HAD STUCK THE BATTERY UP HIS NOSE. I closed one side and yelled "blow, blow" and boom the little sucker shot right out.
I FREAKED out because i knew someone whos kid was really hurt from swallowing one that got stuck in her throat. (VERY HARMFUL) So I am yelling and tearing up the house to find all 4.
1) was the one found in his nose
2) i found 20 seconds after finding 1 in his chair in his room w/ all the flashlight parts
3) took me 20 mins frantically searching to find.. it was magnetically attached to thomas the train
4) brian found in the couch (next to the cushion i stopped on ) 4 hours later after the VISIT TO THE ER

You see Nathan kept telling me "Mom i ate it.. CHOMP" .. "mom i stick it in my nose.. I eat it.. CHOMP"

3 chest x-rays later.. we found out he is a little liar! More than likely the one that was in his nose was in his mouth first...

Thanks Santa.. a 1 dollar flashlight will prob cost 2thousand when all is said and done. :)