So you all remember the beloved Chris Farley. I remember watching Saturday night live w/ Brian and Steve back in college laughing hysterically when he would dive into furniture and DESTROY it.
Well today 4 months and however many days prego... I pulled a Chris Farley in the garage. At the time.. it was not funny but after the realization I was not hurt, and finally stopped crying.. I started laughing. Laughing so hard I couldn't even explain to Brian what I had done.
So we were going to meet B for lunch and then go to the store and get gas. I got the boys in the car and buckled and went back to get sippy cups. On my way out the garage door I slipped on the stupid cattle roping rope left on the garage floor by loving children who were fighting over it yesterday. On my downfall I managed to take out two huge empty boxes laying side by side and smashed them FLAT. It went so fast and my hands were full that I hit really hard on my hip, elbow and wrist. I am ok... but I cant wait to see how big that bruise will be in a day or two. I started crying just because it hurt.. but then when I saw i pulverized the boxes I kept thinking "I live in a van down by the river" and I started laughing and crying. I am such a mess. Just thought it was too hilarious not to share! Cant wait for the next goofy thing I do...
